Jarhead

Movie: Jarhead

JAKE GYLLENHALL: I SURE HOPE I GET TO SHOOT SOMETHING AH SHIT MOVIE'S DONE

NARNIA 3

Movie: The Chronicles of Narnia - Voyage of the Dawntreader

EDWARD: I MISS GNARGNIA SO BAD
EUSTACE: MY NAME WITH AN M IN FRONT WOULD SOUND LIKE MUSTACHE
LUCY: NOW WE'RE IN A SEA
MEUSTACE: COR BLIMEY
CASPIAN: HEY I FORGOT MY SPANISH ACCENT AT HOME
LUCY: THATS OK, ONLY EVERYONE WOULD NOTICE
AUDIENCE: NO SHIT
CASBIAN: I NEED TO FIND THESE SEVEN SWORDS
EDWARD: COOL WHY
CASBIEN: SHUT UP THAT'S WHY
MEUSTACHE: NOW I'M A GOT-DAMN...........D-R-A-G-O-N
CESBIAN: LETS GO INTO THAT EVIL ISLAND
ASLAN: ROFL I MADE EVERYTHING TURN OUT OK FOR NO REASON AGAIN
LUCY: WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN ASLAN
ASLAN: I LIVE IN YOUR WORLD WITH A DIFFERENT NAME HERE IS A HINT, IT STARTS WITH A J AND ENDS WITH ESUS CHRIST
LESPIAN: SUBTLE
ASLAN: JUST FOR THAT I TURN YOU INTO AN OLD MAN IN THE NEXT MOVIE
HASBIEN: AH SHIT
AUDIENCE: HEY MAN SPOILERS!!!!!!
MUSTACHE: I COME BACK FOR THE NEXT TWO MOVIES GUYS HEY WHERE YOU GOING

CATFISH

Movie: CATFISH

GEEK NO 1: HA I TOTALLY WANNA MEET THIS CHICK FROM THE *GASP* INTERNET
GEEK 2: LOL SHE LYING BRO
GIRL: I AM TOTALLY NOT A 47 YEAR OLD WITH RETARDED CHILDREN
GEEK NO 1: I WNET TO YOUR HOUSE
GIRL: I LIED
GEEK 2: I TOLD YOU SO NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOU GOT OUTWITTED BY A RETARD WRANGKLER.